Thursday, November 27, 2008
Happy Turkey Day!
Granted, a little late, but I worked a twelve-hour shift today.
I am pleased to report that -- at the time of publication -- the three-year streak of Aggravated Assault with a BBQ Fork (a/k/a "The Thanksgiving Forkings") has apparently come to a much-deserved end. Not before time, I say.
Nothing was burned down, blown up, or introduced at high-speed into random immovable thingummies; and only two Assaults (Family Violence) came to our attention.
Everyone at the office working today brought a covered dish and a great deal of high-quality nosh was consumed by all.
Not a bad Thanksgiving, all things considered.
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!